What’s hotter than a sexy nerd?
Twelve sexy nerds.
Smartasses, a hilarious romantic comedy anthology from 12 bestselling authors is coming August 16th, and we have your first look at the amazing cover!
Because what’s hotter than a sexy nerd?
Twelve of your favorite Rom Com authors bring you a new anthology
celebrating geeking out and falling in love.
Featuring Smartass Stories by:
Avery Flynn
Erin Mallon
Helena Hunting
Jana Aston
Jiffy Kate
Karen Grey
Kayley Loring
Krystyna Allyn
Penny Reid
Sara Ney
Sonali Dev
Susannah Nix
Reserve your copy today!
Smartassses will only be available 8/16/22-10/18/22
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All proceeds go to charity.
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** All proceeds from ApollyCon paperbacks go to Southern Poverty Law Center
These Walls Can Talk 2: The Narwhal Strikes Back, a hilarious must download audio play by Erin Mallon is available now!
THESE WALLS CAN TALK 2: The Narwhal Strikes Back!
Written by Erin Mallon
Featuring Joe Arden, Andi Arndt, Shane East, Tanya Eby, Teddy Hamilton, Erin Mallon, Maxine Mitchell and Emma Wilder
With Sound Design by Nick Long and Editing/Line Mixing by Tyler Whitlatch of Plunk Productions
It’s one year later and a LOT has changed.
Audiobook superfan Vera is “in the industry” now, and Cameron is not so sure he’s onboard. Jennifer has rocketed to narrator fame, but not everyone is comfortable with her newfound status. Neil and Georgia are happily married, but their HEA is wreaking havoc on her writing career.
With The Audie Awards just around the corner, all these tensions are higher than ever. But you know who’s feeling just fine?
The Narwhal.
Because The Narwhal… is in love.
Listen today on Audible!
Amazon Audio: https://amzn.to/2SulHxE
Audible: https://adbl.co/3gDLF9K
Meet Erin Mallon
Erin Mallon’s debut romantic comedy novel, Flirtasaurus, releases in July 2020. She is an award-winning narrator of over 450 books and an accomplished playwright and producer in New York City. She has written over 40 plays, which have been produced Off-Broadway and all over the country, including These Walls Can Talk, a raucous theatrical love letter to the romance audiobook community. She lives in a little yellow house on the outskirts of NYC with her husband and Three J’s.
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These Walls Can Talk 2: The Narwhal Strikes Back, a laugh out loud and must listen audio play by Erin Mallon is available now!
THESE WALLS CAN TALK 2: The Narwhal Strikes Back!
Written by Erin Mallon
Featuring Joe Arden, Andi Arndt, Shane East, Tanya Eby, Teddy Hamilton, Erin Mallon, Maxine Mitchell and Emma Wilder
With Sound Design by Nick Long and Editing/Line Mixing by Tyler Whitlatch of Plunk Productions
It’s one year later and a LOT has changed.
Audiobook superfan Vera is “in the industry” now, and Cameron is not so sure he’s onboard. Jennifer has rocketed to narrator fame, but not everyone is comfortable with her newfound status. Neil and Georgia are happily married, but their HEA is wreaking havoc on her writing career.
With The Audie Awards just around the corner, all these tensions are higher than ever. But you know who’s feeling just fine?
The Narwhal.
Because The Narwhal… is in love.
Listen today on Audible!
Amazon Audio: https://amzn.to/2SulHxE
Audible: https://adbl.co/3gDLF9K
Meet Erin Mallon
Erin Mallon’s debut romantic comedy novel, Flirtasaurus, releases in July 2020. She is an award-winning narrator of over 450 books and an accomplished playwright and producer in New York City. She has written over 40 plays, which have been produced Off-Broadway and all over the country, including These Walls Can Talk, a raucous theatrical love letter to the romance audiobook community. She lives in a little yellow house on the outskirts of NYC with her husband and Three J’s.
Connect with Erin
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Instagram: https://bit.ly/3f0xYPY
Twitter: https://bit.ly/3eYTzrP
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The Net Will Appear, an all new funny’s for moving audio play featuring Richard Masur and Matilda Lawler and written by Erin Mallon is available now!
Two rooftops in suburban Ohio. A 75-year-old man and a 9-year-old girl sit on houses full of secrets. Literally. Bernard wants nothing more than to enjoy his beer (and perhaps kill a few sparrows), but Rory next door has different plans for him. With six decades between them and only four chance encounters to connect, these unlikely new friends unearth what’s buried in each other and find new ground. Warning: this play includes tap dancing, pumpkin throwing and air-hugging.
“Erin Mallon has written a very beautiful, funny and moving play that deserves to be seen by anyone who wants to have their heart lifted in 90 minutes.”
-Marci Phillips, ABC Entertainment
“Lovely little gem of a play”
– Talkin’ Broadway
Written by Erin Mallon
Featuring performances by Matilda Lawler and Richard Masur
Sound Design by Nick Long
Editing and Mixing by Tyler Whitlatch of Plunk Productions
Grab your digital and print copy today!
Amazon: https://amzn.to/3hkwUKW
Amazon Worldwide: http://mybook.to/ebooknetwil
Amazon Paperback: https://amzn.to/3hkwUKW
Meet Erin Mallon
Erin Mallon’s debut romantic comedy novels, Flirtasaurus and Lovebug, Books One and Two in The Natural History Series are now available! Erin is an award-winning narrator of over 500 books and an accomplished playwright and producer in New York City. She has written over 40 plays, which have been produced Off-Broadway and all over the country, including These Walls Can Talk, a raucous theatrical love letter to the romance audiobook community, Skin Hungry, The Bromantic Comedies, and Come Find Me, which have all been adapted for audio lovers and are available on Audible. She lives in a little yellow house on the outskirts of NYC with her husband and Three J’s.
Connect with Erin
Facebook: https://bit.ly/2XKvu2t
Instagram: https://bit.ly/3f0xYPY
Twitter: https://bit.ly/3eYTzrP
Goodreads: https://bit.ly/2UkbMZ6
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Branched, an all-new witty and hilarious dark-comedy audio play from author and narrator Erin Mallon is available now!
Ben is having a difficult week. After five whole years of “drinking from Mommy’s boobies,” he suddenly has to step aside for his new baby sister, Beatrice, who may or may not be human. Mommy says he has to “support her appearance no matter how humiliating it is for us as family,” but that’s hard to do when your sister has branches for arms and legs. Plus, he just found out that Daddy is having “the sex” with his new kindergarten teacher and he’s not sure how to tell Mommy. As a five-year-old entrepreneur, Ben prides himself on always staying cool under pressure, but this time… he may just burst.
Cast includes: Joe Arden, Lance Greenfield, Erin Mallon and Carly Robins
Erin Mallon’s debut romantic comedy novels, Flirtasaurus and Lovebug, Books One and Two in The Natural History Series are now available! Erin is an award-winning narrator of over 500 books and an accomplished playwright and producer in New York City. She has written over 40 plays, which have been produced Off-Broadway and all over the country, including These Walls Can Talk, a raucous theatrical love letter to the romance audiobook community, Skin Hungry, The Bromantic Comedies, and Come Find Me, which have all been adapted for audio lovers and are available on Audible. She lives in a little yellow house on the outskirts of NYC with her husband and Three J’s.
Connect with Erin
Facebook: https://bit.ly/2XKvu2t
Instagram: https://bit.ly/3f0xYPY
Twitter: https://bit.ly/3eYTzrP
Goodreads: https://bit.ly/2UkbMZ6
Bookbub: https://bit.ly/2Ab8Abo
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Join Erin’s Reader Group: http://bit.ly/3epfMCg
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Branched, an all-new absurdist dark comedy audio play from author and narrator Erin Mallon is coming March 31st and we have the fantastic cover!
Ben is having a difficult week. After five whole years of “drinking from Mommy’s boobies,” he suddenly has to step aside for his new baby sister, Beatrice, who may or may not be human. Mommy says he has to “support her appearance no matter how humiliating it is for us as family,” but that’s hard to do when your sister has branches for arms and legs. Plus, he just found out that Daddy is having “the sex” with his new kindergarten teacher and he’s not sure how to tell Mommy. As a five-year-old entrepreneur, Ben prides himself on always staying cool under pressure, but this time… he may just burst.
Cast includes: Joe Arden, Lance Greenfield, Erin Mallon and Carly Robins
Erin Mallon’s debut romantic comedy novels, Flirtasaurus and Lovebug, Books One and Two in The Natural History Series are now available! Erin is an award-winning narrator of over 500 books and an accomplished playwright and producer in New York City. She has written over 40 plays, which have been produced Off-Broadway and all over the country, including These Walls Can Talk, a raucous theatrical love letter to the romance audiobook community, Skin Hungry, The Bromantic Comedies, and Come Find Me, which have all been adapted for audio lovers and are available on Audible. She lives in a little yellow house on the outskirts of NYC with her husband and Three J’s.
Connect with Erin
Facebook: https://bit.ly/2XKvu2t
Instagram: https://bit.ly/3f0xYPY
Twitter: https://bit.ly/3eYTzrP
Goodreads: https://bit.ly/2UkbMZ6
Bookbub: https://bit.ly/2Ab8Abo
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Erin Mallon has a fresh and authentic comedic voice in her writing that completely immersed me with giggles!– Amy Daws, Amazon bestselling author
Lovebug, an all-new unique and quirky romantic comedy from bestselling author Erin Mallon is available now!
My name is Mabel, the girl who “wouldn’t hurt a fly.”
Of course I wouldn’t.
I’m an entomologist for goodness’ sake.
I work in a nature center.
Bugs are my jam.
It’s the humans in my life who are starting to get me down. I’m used to them calling me sweet and innocent. I can even handle them calling me naive. But when they lie and keep secrets from me? That’s when my proverbial pincers want to come out.
Trouble is, I’m not the girl who fights back.
Not until a handsome groundskeeper with a dirty mouth and secrets of his own shows up and lights all sorts of fires in me.
In the bug world, the female is always the fiercest. The praying mantis doesn’t worry about being a “good girl.” Nope, she follows her instincts no matter how crass or crude they may seem to others.
Turns out I could learn a thing or two from her.
I’m not necessarily looking to tear anyone’s head off, but after decades of being nice, it’s high time for me to return to nature and unleash my wild side.
I check to make sure all kids and counselors are settled safely and the craft is underway, then start a slow walk to where the man is crouched down and working with a wrench.
I have absolutely no idea why I choose this approach, but I whip around the water fountain in a sort of sneak attack, and shout, “Hi!”
His body jerks as though I’ve startled him. Because clearly, I have. I smile and wave. Even though he’s right in front of me.
He turns and looks behind us as if he’s unsure I’m actually speaking to him. I’m noticing this happens a lot when I greet people. Calliope told me once that I approach strangers with “unearned familiarity,” and it freaks them out. Friendliness freaks people out? I’m not sure what to do with that information.
“Yes you, silly!” I say.
His full attention is trained on me, but he doesn’t say a word. I’m starting to think the kids were right, and this guy actually doesn’t speak.
“Hey you,” I breathe.
Was that my voice I just heard? I don’t say “hey you” in that shouty way people do when they’re trying to get your attention outside the grocery store for leaving your cart abandoned in the lot instead of in the assigned cart area—not that I would ever shout at someone or leave a cart abandoned in a lot. No, the “hey you” I give him is that breathy sort. That shy, smiley sort. The kind of “hey you” people say when they know you so deeply and truly that they almost never say your actual name because they don’t need to. Who else could they possibly be speaking to at that moment except… you. You. You. Wonderful, precious, irreplaceable you. Not that I’ve ever been the recipient of such a “you.”
“Did you need something?” he asks.
He speaks! Oh wow, he speaks!
His voice is… gruff. That’s the only way to describe it. Is he annoyed? Nah, it’s probably just his voice. I’ve heard of perpetual bitch face. Maybe he has a perpetual bitch voice? But he’s a guy, so I guess to be accurate, it would be called a perpetual bastard voice?
“Before we begin, let it be known that I don’t think you’re a bastard. Or a bitch.”
“Excuse me?”
“I was just thinking that you sound like a bastard, but I bet that’s just the way your vocal cords operate. They’re probably just prone to a gruff, bastardy tone.”
“No. You had it right the first time. I am a bastard.”
“Gotcha! So. How are you? Your name is ‘The Wall’? I mean, they call you ‘The Wall’? What is that short for? Walter? Walton? Wallmeranian?” I rattle off some suggestions.
“Wallace,” he huffs.
“Gotcha. Big fan of Wallace and Grommit?” I ask.
“No.”
“Gotcha. Can I call you Wally?” “No.”
“Gotcha. Hey, do you think I say gotcha too much?”
“Yes,” he says definitively.
“Gotcha. Thanks for the feedback. I’ll work on that. Hey, wanna hear something silly?”
“No.”
“Cool, here I go. My kids… not my biological kids—though I do hope to have some of those one day, how about you? Sorry, don’t answer that. That’s an invasive question. See those teenagers over there who are completely unrelated to me?” I point in April and Dante’s direction where they are decidedly not focused on their kids and are instead “hiding” behind a pavilion post watching my flailing interaction. I wave to them. “Hey, guys!” They ignore me and look off in random directions as if they’re suddenly fascinated by all the glorious nature around them. “I’m training them as CITs this summer. That’s right, I’m chief of staff this year! I mean head counselor. And well, the thing is, they’re… well… they’re afraid of you.”
Silence.
He goes back to working on the fountain as if he’s giving up on his conversation with me.
“Isn’t that ridiculous?” I start giggling uncontrollably. “Fine by me,” he says.
“What’s fine by you?”
“That they’re afraid of me.”
“Oh.” I feel my head jerk back. “Really? But if they’re afraid of you, they’ll keep avoiding you and making up stories about you instead of taking the time to really get to know you.”
“Perfect. Love that plan,” he says and swipes some sweat off his brow.
“Oh.”
I’m not sure how to respond to this man.
“Besides,” he continues, “you’re afraid of me too.”
Meet Erin
Erin Mallon’s debut romantic comedy novel, Flirtasaurus, releases in July 2020. She is an award-winning narrator of over 450 books and an accomplished playwright and producer in New York City. She has written over 40 plays, which have been produced Off-Broadway and all over the country, including These Walls Can Talk, a raucous theatrical love letter to the romance audiobook community. She lives in a little yellow house on the outskirts of NYC with her husband and Three J’s.
Connect with Erin
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Lovebug, an all-new witty and emotional standalone romance from bestselling author Erin Mallon is available now!
My name is Mabel, the girl who “wouldn’t hurt a fly.”
Of course I wouldn’t.
I’m an entomologist for goodness’ sake.
I work in a nature center.
Bugs are my jam.
It’s the humans in my life who are starting to get me down. I’m used to them calling me sweet and innocent. I can even handle them calling me naive. But when they lie and keep secrets from me? That’s when my proverbial pincers want to come out.
Trouble is, I’m not the girl who fights back.
Not until a handsome groundskeeper with a dirty mouth and secrets of his own shows up and lights all sorts of fires in me.
In the bug world, the female is always the fiercest. The praying mantis doesn’t worry about being a “good girl.” Nope, she follows her instincts no matter how crass or crude they may seem to others.
Turns out I could learn a thing or two from her.
I’m not necessarily looking to tear anyone’s head off, but after decades of being nice, it’s high time for me to return to nature and unleash my wild side.
Erin Mallon’s debut romantic comedy novel, Flirtasaurus, releases in July 2020. She is an award-winning narrator of over 450 books and an accomplished playwright and producer in New York City. She has written over 40 plays, which have been produced Off-Broadway and all over the country, including These Walls Can Talk, a raucous theatrical love letter to the romance audiobook community. She lives in a little yellow house on the outskirts of NYC with her husband and Three J’s.
Connect with Erin
Facebook: https://bit.ly/2XKvu2t
Instagram: https://bit.ly/3f0xYPY
Twitter: https://bit.ly/3eYTzrP
Goodreads: https://bit.ly/2UkbMZ6
Bookbub: https://bit.ly/2Ab8Abo
Stay up-to-date with Erin, sign up for her mailing list:
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The Bromantic Comedies, an all-new compilation of laugh-out-loud audio plays from Erin Mallon and featuring your favorite narrators is available now!
A paintball battleground. A wrestling mat for sleep-deprived new daddies. A feminine product aisle in the local drugstore. These are some of the places where men connect… at least in The Bromantic Comedies.
A compilation of humorous and heartfelt plays exploring what it means to be “masculine” in a world where men are supposed to be tough.
Check out an Instagram interview with Erin and some of the narrators from The Bromantic Comedies!
https://bit.ly/36kT6OP
Meet Erin
Erin Mallon’s debut romantic comedy novel, Flirtasaurus, releases in July 2020. She is an award-winning narrator of over 450 books and an accomplished playwright and producer in New York City. She has written over 40 plays, which have been produced Off-Broadway and all over the country, including These Walls Can Talk, a raucous theatrical love letter to the romance audiobook community. She lives in a little yellow house on the outskirts of NYC with her husband and Three J’s.
Connect with Erin
Facebook: https://bit.ly/2XKvu2t
Instagram: https://bit.ly/3f0xYPY
Twitter: https://bit.ly/3eYTzrP
Goodreads: https://bit.ly/2UkbMZ6
Bookbub: https://bit.ly/2Ab8Abo
Stay up-to-date with Erin, sign up for her mailing list:
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Website: https://bit.ly/37akDBZ
The Bromantic Comedies, an all-new compilation of humorous and heartfelt audio plays from Erin Mallon is available now!
A paintball battleground. A wrestling mat for sleep-deprived new daddies. A feminine product aisle in the local drugstore. These are some of the places where men connect… at least in The Bromantic Comedies.
A compilation of humorous and heartfelt plays exploring what it means to be “masculine” in a world where men are supposed to be tough.
Meet Erin
Erin Mallon’s debut romantic comedy novel, Flirtasaurus, releases in July 2020. She is an award-winning narrator of over 450 books and an accomplished playwright and producer in New York City. She has written over 40 plays, which have been produced Off-Broadway and all over the country, including These Walls Can Talk, a raucous theatrical love letter to the romance audiobook community. She lives in a little yellow house on the outskirts of NYC with her husband and Three J’s.
Connect with Erin
Facebook: https://bit.ly/2XKvu2t
Instagram: https://bit.ly/3f0xYPY
Twitter: https://bit.ly/3eYTzrP
Goodreads: https://bit.ly/2UkbMZ6
Bookbub: https://bit.ly/2Ab8Abo
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