The laugh’s on me when a weird chick with a baseball bat breaks up our party.

Yep, she’s the one. The one I have to seduce.

But, as I get to know Sophie, she does something to me. She’s got a stubborn mouth and an appetite for tacos that leaves me for dead — and, under that tough exterior, she’s got a heart of gold.

I can’t just seduce her and walk away. I’ll break her heart and ruin her reputation. But what’s the alternative? Guys like me don’t fall in love.