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Yeah – you are correct – it’s time again for another one of my famous letters… So
DEAR AUTHOR …
Would
you be so kind as to advise me how the hell I am supposed to write a
fucking review on Falcon that will ever get posted on Amazon ? Because
there is no way in Hell that I am able to write this without using my
most favorite curse word .. and I am using it often.
This book is a lesson … it is a lesson to never think you have any idea what an author is doing.
You
know this 75% thing… you are reading on your kindle and you just
fucking KNOW that around 75 % the standard romance will have a fall out
between the couples and the story will reach his peak. If that does not
happen well then either the book is different – which is rare – or you
are heading up to a major cliffhanger.
But what could be the cliffhanger if everything is fine between the characters?
So – here we have the fact that the 75% passed – and the book did not have a peak … but it also does not have a cliffhanger …
Everybody knows exactly where he or she stands … or don’t they?
I
will leave the judgment up to my fellow readers, Except for me there is
this WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING HERE moment and I can not wrap my head
around it ..
Up to that moment my head was writing a review
stating how Falcon was exactly like I expected him to be – and I really
love the way he is. I could quote so many lines I loved – So if anyone
ever needs a quote on this book – I got tons.
From the first book on I knew he would be the character beside Raven that was attracting me the most and I was right.
He is similar yet totally different from Raven. Where Raven is a man of action – Falcon is a man of logic.
And
before that WTFMoment I was thinking my Headline for this review would
be something like “how to challenge the most logical emotional virgin on
this planet”.
I am not sure if I made up the word “emotional
virgin” or if that really is a word but I love it when I think of Raven.
And he sure was challenging & challenged … you met him when you
read Raven.
… so would you believe me if I tell you he could be
“sweet” ? (don’t tell him he will deny it most probably) … But yes he
can be sweet and he for sure is kind – but what defines him the most is
logic an the fact that he needs a challenge more than his next breath.
He
sure got the right woman at his side for that and I loved every minute
of that … until … yeah there it is again the WTFMoment.
So yeah Dear Author – you sure as hell did teach me a lesson … one I will remember
–
I love your writing dearly but I am not sure I like you just now … that
depends… ON WHAT HAPPENS NEXT – so in fact you just made the “favourite
author” list as you managed to make me NOT like you ( I am not sure I
am making sense – but honestly after what you put me through I really do
not care if I make sense ) …
And your punishment ? That will
be trying to figure out how to get Amazon to publish my fucking review
because I refuse to erase a single of my curse words, because they do
not even cover half of what I am thinking … #yeah this is me ranting
AND
I can not … – no rephrase that – I refuse to say anything more … so let
the others learn their lesson on their own. Because my head is spinning
enough as it is and I am not sure how to handle my emotions now because
I am in fact not an emotional virgin and I am not even sure if I should
cry because I am so shocked I don’t know what to think.