UP LINES POST
dating is an app called Tinder. A few months ago, a friend convinced me to give
it a try. I did – because why not? It’s free, and since technology is such a
big part of our lives in this day and age, online dating has lost a lot of the
stigma that it had a few years ago.
brief summary about how it works:
You make a brief profile with
1-5 pictures and a few lines about yourself.
It’s connected to Facebook,
which creates trust that the people you’re talking to are real.
If you think a person is hot,
you swipe right on their picture. If they’re not your type, you swipe left.
A chat box will be available
only if both people have swiped right to each other. (This way, you’re not
bombarded with messages from people who aren’t your type.)
to each other! Yay! Now … it’s time for the inevitable pick up line. I have
gotten a lot of terrible ones. So I
hope you enjoy this collection of terrible pick up lines (and my responses)
that I received on Tinder!
every few weeks), I’ll go on the app hoping for a miracle, but I give up after
a few hours, when I receive an onslaught of cheesy pickup lines and am reminded
about why I stopped using the app in the first place.
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This blog is dedicated to every wannabe smooth-talker.
My name is Jodi Linton. I’m the author of the Deputy Laney Briggs Series and my upcoming The Original Sinners Motorcycle Club Series with Entangled Publishing. I’ve lived in Texas my entire life. And no, I’m not married to a ‘real’ cowboy. But I do share my suburbia home with a teacher who has a hobby moonlighting as a drummer.
Today I want to talk about horrible pick-up lines. You know, the ones that make you cringe with their seediness. I’ve weathered my fair share of creepy one-liners, and while I’m like, “Get the hell away from me!” at the time, they can be quite hilarious in retrospect.
So when it came to needing a line for this blog post, I asked a fellow author friend about the worst pick-up line ever used on her, and hers beat any of mine hands down. Her lovely boyfriend shot off this heart-stopper when they first met: “Hey, baby. You got five minutes to regret?” I’ve gotta say it is pretty good, and yeah, maybe back in the day when my husband was trying every play in the book to snag a date with me this one would’ve made me laugh. And it probably would have made me say, “Buy me a drink, and then we’ll see about the next five minutes.”
Tell me. What’s some of your favorite worst pick-up lines ever?
Bye for now, y’all,
Jodi Linton is the author of the Deputy Laney Briggs Series and the upcoming The Original Sinners Motorcycle Club with Entangled Publishing. She lives in Texas with her husband and two kids. When she is not writing about sassy females and dirty talking heroes, she enjoys long walks and family time down at the river. Join the Pink Pistol Readers! Jodi Linton’s official Street Team for insider scoops on all her upcoming books.
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Pretty Lawless Blurb
She’s about to go vigilante on his ass…
Laney Briggs was almost certain that her sexy-assed Texas Ranger, Gunner Wilson, was gonna pop the question. Instead, he went and pulled one helluva fast one—he arrested her best friend, Luke Wagner and skipped out. Now Pistol Rock’s firecracker deputy is ready to go Wild West on Gunner…if she can just keep that raw, sexual chemistry under control.
Gunner was planning to propose, and it all went to hell. Now he’s boots-deep into an investigation with ties to the Dirty Southern Mafia and corrupt cops. Yep, Laney is definitely gonna have his hide. Especially when she finds out just how much he’s been keeping from her…
But Laney has a weakness for Gunner’s delectable cowboy hotness. And for him, she will break every rule in the book—including the ones she’s sworn to uphold.
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