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MY WORST
PICK-UP LINE EXPERIENCE

by Sarah
Castille

Once upon a time, there was a Canadian girl who lived in London. One fine summer day, she put on her riding leathers and hopped on the back of her boyfriend’s motorcycle and they took a drive through the city to a quaint pub in the East End of London. While her boyfriend tended to the motorcycle, she went into the pub to buy a couple of pints.

The pub was unlike anything the Canadian girl had ever seen. Dark and dank, with a low ceiling, crooked floors, dark wooden beams, a roaring fire in a massive stone fireplace and a worn, polished bar at least fifteen feet long. A lazy hound with gastric problems lay on a braided rug in the middle of the pub, adding a distinctive aroma to the already pungent scent of yeast and stale beer.

Several grizzled old men played cards at a table in one corner. An elderly couple dozed in front of the fire. And a group of guys sat at the bar chatting up the female bartender who sported multiple facial piercings and two full sleeves of tattoos.

The Canadian girl slid onto the last seat at the bar and asked the bartender for a pint. Almost immediately, one of the guys broke away from the group. Tall and broad, with a chiselled jaw, shaved head and a pillowy abdomen, he approached her with slow, measured steps. His piercing blue eyes slid over her leather-clad body like a soft caress, lingering over the swell of her breasts crushed beneath her tight leather jacket. He leaned into her, his voice low and husky.

“Ya’re so Peas in a Pot I could Tu’penny Post me meat on ya, Basin Of Gravy.”

Very eloquently, and in her best Canadian, she said, “Eh?’

With a sympathetic smile, he drew closer, his fetid breath a whisper in her ear. “You don’t have any Cockney in ya, luv?”

“No.”

“Do you want some?”

“Sorry,” she said, inwardly cringing at the worst pick-up line ever. “I only ride Canadian.”

My latest release is Beyond the Cut, the second standalone book in the Sinner’s Tribe Motorcycle Club series. It was inspired by my motorcycle adventures across Europe, and it’s got all the hard riding, fierce loving, outlaw bikers you could want, plus a feisty heroine, a villainous villain and two little kids who can melt an outlaw hero’s heart.

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New York Times and USA Today Bestselling
author, Sarah Castille, worked and traveled abroad before trading her briefcase
and stilettos for a handful of magic beans and a home near the Canadian
Rockies. She writes erotic contemporary romance and romantic suspense featuring
blazingly hot alpha heroes and the women who tame them.

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BLURB for BEYOND THE
CUT (SINNER’S TRIBE MC #2)
SHE’S HOLDING ON TIGHT.
As a teen, Dawn ran from a life on the
streets straight into the arms of Jimmy “Mad Dog” Sanchez, a biker
who promised to be her knight in shining armor. But his love was just another
cage. Years later, Dawn’s former life still has its hooks in her and she’ll do
whatever it takes to break free. When Cade “Raider” Tyson, a member
of a rival club, makes her an offer, Dawn finds herself in a different, hotter
kind of trouble with one irresistible Sinner…
WILL HE GIVE HER THE RIDE OF HER LIFE?

Cade is an
outlaw biker with allegiance to one thing and one thing only: The Sinner’s
Tribe Motorcycle Club. But when it comes to the stunningly sexy, fiercely
independent Dawn Delgado, Cade finds himself…hungrier for more. Trouble is on
Dawn’s heels and he wants to be the answer to her prayers, whether she wants
him to be or not. What can’t be denied is the red-hot attraction between them.
However, as they fall deeper, the danger rises and Cade may have to sacrifice
it all…
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Hello! I’m Patty Blount, author of young
adult and contemporary romance novels. But I also have a fulltime job in IT in
addition to my writing career. IT stands for Information Technology. It used to
be the computer department, but as technology advanced, so did the term. My job
is to write the instruction guides people need in order to correctly use their
computer systems. I’ve been doing this work for about twenty years now, so in a
very real sense, I’ve watched the industry grow up.
When I was just starting out, Windows
hadn’t been born yet and the internet was still reserved for government or
scientific use. It was also a man’s world – still is, to a large extent – but
most of these guys were Big Bang Theory characters and not exactly the stuff of
romance novels.
Until now.
In A Match Made at Christmas, my first
contemporary romance, I thought it would be cool to make geekiness a hot and
heroic character trait, so I gave my heroine my day job and made the hero an
executive in the same field. Here is a passage from the story based on actual
pickup lines once used on me. In this scene, hero Lucas is quite attracted to
heroine Elena, but trying to play it cool. Except his friends, Al and Debbie,
won’t leave him alone.
“Oh, you’re in IT, too?” Al’s
grin got wide and just a little bit wicked. “Luke’s head of development at
Burke & Kirk. Lucas, you have to try out some of those software developer
pick-up lines on someone who gets them.”
“No.”
Elena’s lips twitched and she groaned just
for form. Inside, she was grateful for the change of subject. “Okay. Gimme
one. Let’s see what you got.”
“No.”
“Come on, Luke! Don’t be such a
dick.” Al elbowed him.
“No. And don’t call me a dick.”
“Please? I want to hear these,
too.” Debbie patted the table between them.
“Okay, okay. You asked for it.”
Luke rubbed his hands together and gave Elena a smoldering look, dropped his
voice down an octave. “I hope you’re broadband, baby, because I really
want high-speed access.” He wiggled his eyebrows.
Elena rolled her eyes. “That’s terrible.”
“Yeah, man, that was awful,” Al
agreed.
“I warned you.”
“Come on, do another one,” Debbie
said.
Elena put out a hand. “Please don’t
use the obvious puns on RAM or motherboards.”
Lucas looked at her sideways. “Please.
This isn’t my first program.”
She snorted and let him continue. Luke took
her hand and leaned in real close. “Baby, you overclock my processor but
trust me, there’s no part of my body that’s micro or soft.” He delivered
the final words with his eyes locked on hers.
Elena stared into
his dark eyes and felt herself melting, weakening, and might have leaned over
the table to fuse her mouth to his…
What do you
think? Is this a hot geek? I will admit these lines made me giggle but, no –
they did not work on me!
The sequel to A
Match Made at Christmas was released on June 30th. It’s called His
Touch and is about Elena’s sister, Kara, and her second chance at love. I also
have a new young adult novel coming out in August called NOTHING LEFT TO BURN.
It’s about a boy named Reece who joins the fire department’s junior squad to
win his father’s respect. Pre-order
today
.
Dear Dad, 
I promised Matt I’d do
this-become a Junior Cadet. That I wouldn’t let you break me down. I know you
hate me. Blame me for everything you lost. But that day I lost my brother and
my dad. You could never be proud of me, could you? I was too
“different.” So, just in case you haven’t figured it out yet, I’m
saying goodbye. Maybe someday, you’ll miss me.

Reece
Reece’s words make her
ache. Amanda understands wanting to belong. As a foster kid, the firehouse
where she volunteers is the only place that feels like home. She wants to help
Reece, but his dad is her boss. And she won’t risk her place as a Junior
Cadet-it’s all that she has. But when a string of arsons suddenly point to
Amanda, her whole world is about to go up in flames. And the only way to save
themselves is to risk getting burned.
Patty Blount is the award-winning author of Some Boys,
TMI, and SEND, plus contemporary romances from Tule Group. She lives on Long
Island with her family and lots of books. Tweet her @pattyblount or visit her
website pattyblount.com to read book excerpts. 

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